Keywords / TV Commercial
| # | Title | Year | Runtime | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Assassination of Richard Nixon
|
2004 | 95 | 7 |
| 2 |
Babel
|
2006 | 113 | 8 |
| 3 |
Child's Play 3
|
1991 | 90 | 5 |
| 4 |
The Constant Gardener
|
2005 | 129 | 5 |
| 5 |
Dumb & Dumber
|
1994 | 107 | 10 |
| 6 |
Ghost Busters
|
1984 | 105 | 6 |
| 7 |
The Girl
|
2012 | 91 | 5 |
| 8 |
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
|
1982 | 98 | 5 |
| 9 |
Inherent Vice
|
2014 | 148 | 5 |
| 10 |
The Invention of Lying
|
2009 | 99 | 5 |
| 11 |
The Key to Reserva
|
2007 | 10 | 9 |
| 12 |
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
|
2005 | 103 | 10 |
| 13 |
Lethal Weapon 2
|
1989 | 114 | 9 |
| 14 |
Man on the Moon
|
1999 | 118 | 5 |
| 15 |
Stuck on You
|
2003 | 118 | 5 |
| 16 |
Zodiac
|
2007 | 157 | 10 |
| 17 |
Zoolander
|
2001 | 89 | 8 |
Obviously you're not a golfer.
The Dude
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Lloyd
Tic-Tac, sir?
Lloyd
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Walter Sobchak
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Lloyd
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Ron Burgundy
Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Harry
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry
It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Lloyd
Great Odin's raven.
Ron Burgundy
Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Lloyd
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
Walter Sobchak
I got worms!
Lloyd
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Patrick Bateman
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
The Dude
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
The Dude
You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
Walter Sobchak
Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Dude
Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
The Dude
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry
Am I wrong?
Walter Sobchak
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs... some Chinaman took them from me in Korea... but I went out and achieved anyway!
The Big Lebowski
Harry... your hands are freezing!
Lloyd
You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy
Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Lloyd
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude
Saw it in a movie once.
Lloyd
Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen.
The Dude
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Walter Sobchak
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Lloyd
Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?
Harry
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry
Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd
Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
Walter Sobchak
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
Lloyd
I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Ron Burgundy
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak
Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Harry
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
Ron Burgundy
Cannonball!
Ron Burgundy
Flush you bastard.
Harry
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
Walter Sobchak
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Lloyd
I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Ron Burgundy
Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Walter Sobchak
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
Lloyd
I! The Royal "we"! You know, the editorial...
The Dude
I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
Patrick Bateman
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Walter Sobchak
We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
Lloyd
They're gonna kill that poor woman.
The Dude
I hate the fuckin' Eagles man.
The Dude
Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
Mental
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak
Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
The Dude
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude
OVER THE LINE!
Walter Sobchak
I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
Lloyd
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
Ron Burgundy
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Patrick Bateman
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Walter Sobchak
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Patrick Bateman
Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Lloyd
Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
Walter Sobchak
No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Hahaha! It was a good one.
Lloyd
You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Ron Burgundy
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Walter Sobchak
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Sea Bass Friend
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
Patrick Bateman
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Donny
And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ron Burgundy
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Ron Burgundy
H-hey, this is a private residence, man!
The Dude
Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
Lloyd
Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Lloyd
That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
The Dude
According to the map we've only gone about 4 inches.
Harry
Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!
Ron Burgundy
Son of a bee-sting.
Ron Burgundy
Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?
Harry
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
Ron Burgundy
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Dude
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
The Dude
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
Walter Sobchak
Nice set of hooters you got there!
Harry
You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
Lloyd
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Ron Burgundy
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Patrick Bateman
We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd
Harry, you're alive... and a horrible shot!
Lloyd
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Lloyd
That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lloyd
How now brown cow.
Ron Burgundy
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
Patrick Bateman
My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
Patrick Bateman
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Walter Sobchak
A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!
Harry
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
Patrick Bateman
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Patrick Bateman
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
Walter Sobchak
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Walter Sobchak
No Luis. It's not me. You're mistaken.
Patrick Bateman