People / Aaron Kaplan
Tags
Genres | Comedy |
Languages | English |
Countries | USA |
Keywords | Cult Favorite | Character Name In Title | Exploitation | Idiot | 1980s | Stupidity | High School | Prequel | Prequel To Cult Favorite | Lesbian Kiss | More Keywords » |
Actor (1) 6.00/10
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10-year-old Kid | 6/10 |
Frequent Collaborators
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
Patrick Bateman
H-hey, this is a private residence, man!
The Dude
Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?
Harry
Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Dude
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Walter Sobchak
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Patrick Bateman
You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Ron Burgundy
Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
The Dude
You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Lloyd
Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Harry
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Donny
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Lloyd
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
The Dude
I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
Patrick Bateman
You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
Walter Sobchak
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
Patrick Bateman
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Lloyd
Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
Walter Sobchak
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
Patrick Bateman
Son of a bee-sting.
Ron Burgundy
That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
Walter Sobchak
A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!
Harry
No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Hahaha! It was a good one.
Lloyd
You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
Lloyd
Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Lloyd
Harry... your hands are freezing!
Lloyd
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry
Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
The Dude
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy
Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
Lloyd
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
The Dude
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Walter Sobchak
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Ron Burgundy
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Walter Sobchak
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
The Dude
That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lloyd
Obviously you're not a golfer.
The Dude
Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Harry
How now brown cow.
Ron Burgundy
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Walter Sobchak
Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!
Ron Burgundy
You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy
We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd
And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ron Burgundy
Tic-Tac, sir?
Lloyd
My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
Patrick Bateman
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude
Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Ron Burgundy
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
Walter Sobchak
According to the map we've only gone about 4 inches.
Harry
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
Lloyd
Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?
Harry
Cannonball!
Ron Burgundy
Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen.
The Dude
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Patrick Bateman
Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Lloyd
OVER THE LINE!
Walter Sobchak
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
Ron Burgundy
I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Ron Burgundy
Nice set of hooters you got there!
Harry
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy
Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Walter Sobchak
Flush you bastard.
Harry
Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
Walter Sobchak
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Lloyd
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
Walter Sobchak
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Ron Burgundy
Saw it in a movie once.
Lloyd
Am I wrong?
Walter Sobchak
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Patrick Bateman
I hate the fuckin' Eagles man.
The Dude
It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Lloyd
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude
We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
Lloyd
I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
Walter Sobchak
I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
Lloyd
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Walter Sobchak
Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude
I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman
Great Odin's raven.
Ron Burgundy
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak
That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
The Dude
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Lloyd
I! The Royal "we"! You know, the editorial...
The Dude
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
Ron Burgundy
Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Patrick Bateman
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Lloyd
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Dude
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Patrick Bateman
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Walter Sobchak
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs... some Chinaman took them from me in Korea... but I went out and achieved anyway!
The Big Lebowski
Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Lloyd
Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Walter Sobchak
Harry, you're alive... and a horrible shot!
Lloyd
No Luis. It's not me. You're mistaken.
Patrick Bateman
I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
Ron Burgundy
I got worms!
Lloyd
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
Lloyd
They're gonna kill that poor woman.
The Dude
Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
Mental
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Ron Burgundy
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Sea Bass Friend
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd