MMDb - Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

5/10

Runtime: 192 min

Genres: Action | Adventure | History

Languages: Arabic | English | German

Countries: Germany | Spain | UK | USA

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN is an epic adventure about a common man who finds himself thrust into a decades-long war. A stranger in a strange land, he serves a doomed king, falls in love with an exotic and forbidden queen, and rises to knighthood. Ultimately, he must protect the people of Jerusalem from overwhelming forces while striving to keep a fragile peace.

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Directors (1)

Ridley Scott

Writers (1)

William Monahan

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Actors (45)

Alex O'Dogherty
Alex Revan	Blood Knight (uncredited)
Alexander Siddig	Imad
Angus Wright	Richard's Knight
Bill Paterson	Bishop (director's cut)
Brendan Gleeson	Reynald de Chatillon
Bronson Webb	Apprentice
Christian Boeving	Soldier (uncredited)
David Thewlis	Hospitaler
Edward Norton	King Baldwin
Emilio Doorgasingh	Saracen Engineer
Eriq Ebouaney	Firuz
Eva Green	Sibylla
Ghassan Massoud	Saladin
Giannina Facio	Saladin's Sister
Iain Glen	Richard Coeur de Lion
Jeremy Irons	Tiberias
Jon Finch	Jerusalem
Jouko Ahola	Odo
Karim Saleh	Saracen Messenger
Kevin McKidd	English Sergeant
Khaled Nabawy	Mullah
Liam Neeson	Godfrey de Ibelin
Lotfi Yahya Jedidi	Old Ibelin Housekeeper (as Lofti Yahya Jedidi)
Martin Hancock	Gravedigger
Marton Csokas	Guy de Lusignan
Matthew Rutherford	Rider
Michael Fitzgerald	Humphrey
Michael Shaeffer	Young Sergeant
Michael Sheen	Priest
Nasser Memarzia	Muslim Grandee
Nathalie Cox	Balian's Wife
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau	Village Sheriff
Orlando Bloom	Balian de Ibelin
Paul Brightwell	Son of Roger de Cormier (director's cut)
Peter Cant	Peasant Boy
Peter Copley	Old Pilgram (director's cut)
Philip Glenister	Squire
Robert Pugh	Godfrey's Elder Brother (director's cut)
Samira Draa	Sibylla's Maid
Shane Attwooll	Reynald's Templar Knight
Steven Robertson	Angelic Priest
Tim Barlow	Old Guard (director's cut)
Ulrich Thomsen	Templar Master
Velibor Topic	Almaric

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Lloyd

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
The Dude

Son of a bee-sting.
Ron Burgundy

Saw it in a movie once.
Lloyd

Flush you bastard.
Harry

Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Patrick Bateman

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Harry

Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Real fucking brat, but I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's fifteen.
The Dude

Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Walter Sobchak

I got worms!
Lloyd

Cannonball!
Ron Burgundy

Nice set of hooters you got there!
Harry

Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Walter Sobchak

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Ron Burgundy

Donny, shut the f- when do we play?
Walter Sobchak

Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
The Dude

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Lloyd

Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Dude

I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman

Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
Walter Sobchak

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Walter Sobchak

Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Lloyd

That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
Walter Sobchak

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Lloyd

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
Ron Burgundy

Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?
Harry

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Ron Burgundy

Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Harry

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Patrick Bateman

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker
Ron Burgundy

It's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Lloyd

No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Hahaha! It was a good one.
Lloyd

And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Ron Burgundy

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
Patrick Bateman

Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.
Patrick Bateman

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
Lloyd

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lloyd

I! The Royal "we"! You know, the editorial...
The Dude

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
Ron Burgundy

Tic-Tac, sir?
Lloyd

I hate the fuckin' Eagles man.
The Dude

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Harry

I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.
Ron Burgundy

How now brown cow.
Ron Burgundy

You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The town is back *that* way.
Lloyd

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
The Dude

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
Walter Sobchak

Great Odin's raven.
Ron Burgundy

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
The Dude

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
Lloyd

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs... some Chinaman took them from me in Korea... but I went out and achieved anyway!
The Big Lebowski

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Walter Sobchak

They're gonna kill that poor woman.
The Dude

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Lloyd

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Lloyd

God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Walter Sobchak

Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.
Ron Burgundy

Ow! Fucking fascist!
The Dude

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak

I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
Walter Sobchak

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak

I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
Patrick Bateman

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
Patrick Bateman

Oh well here, take this extra pair of gloves, my hands are starting to get a little sweaty.
Lloyd

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
Lloyd

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
Walter Sobchak

Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?
Mental

Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Patrick Bateman

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Sea Bass Friend

My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
Patrick Bateman

We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Lloyd

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Lloyd

Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
The Dude

Extra gloves? You've had this pair of extra gloves this whole time?
Harry

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
Ron Burgundy

You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
Walter Sobchak

Phone's ringing, Dude.
Donny

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Ron Burgundy

We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
Lloyd

That rug really tied the room together.
The Dude

Am I wrong?
Walter Sobchak

H-hey, this is a private residence, man!
The Dude

OVER THE LINE!
Walter Sobchak

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
Lloyd

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry

Harry... your hands are freezing!
Lloyd

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Patrick Bateman

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Ron Burgundy

Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
Walter Sobchak

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Walter Sobchak

Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Harry

If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
Patrick Bateman

A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep!
Harry

What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Lloyd

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
Harry

According to the map we've only gone about 4 inches.
Harry

Harry, you're alive... and a horrible shot!
Lloyd

No Luis. It's not me. You're mistaken.
Patrick Bateman

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
The Dude

I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Ron Burgundy

Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Walter Sobchak

You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
Ron Burgundy

Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!
Ron Burgundy

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Ron Burgundy

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
The Dude

Obviously you're not a golfer.
The Dude

I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
Lloyd

Movies / Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

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